when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher
Or you’re like, the door is broken I can reach and unlock it on the other side.
god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life
fml = fuck my lettuce
YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE
Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.
what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.
"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome."
We were doing Linkshaming over Skype and I made like six but this was one of my favorites